Did you see how cute that cat was sitting in the laundry? DID YOU?

I definitely agree with this. Once they've covered the best books, I'm probably not gonna go to a theater and pay to see the ones where Stephen King is a character in the story.

Never let go of that, no matter how much you could get on eBay.

Well, I don't even have a thousand twitter followers, but sure. I'm glad you people think I'm a celebrity.

I just wrote this article and I have no idea which movie is which.

A distant, distant second.

Right, exactly.

Oh, I also thought they were great, but as you commentors always say, "it can be two things."

Gasp! I KNEW IT!

Not only did Lifetime make an Ariel Castro movie, I'm pretty sure it already aired.

Oh, yeah, GO sneaking. I get it now.

So it's like a boardgame-looking thing with an isometric view? Got it.

Oh, man. That poster is so good.

[Pew! Pew! Awooooga!]

He "confirmed" that, so people suspected that it was true beforehand? The whole thing is crazy/awesome.

I couldn't even think of something funny to say about it. It's super fucked up.

Yeah, me too.

I haven't heard anything about Adam Clay-2,000 pounds…

So he's not the guy from U2? In my defense, who names a kid "Edge" and not "The Edge"?

SO DID…oh, you all beat me to it.