I have a good feeling that it's going to rock.

Typical AVC hipsterism! Nah, just poor wording on my part.

Every flat circle joke we've ever done or will do, we're gonna do over and over and over again.

It's a little like that, but after 6pm my name is the only one on the wheel.

My favorite Simpsons gag ever. So, yeah, you nailed it.

Vincent Prince? Why, I have no idea what you're talking about.
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See, it says Vincent PRICE. Just like it always did this whole time.

It's certainly awesome.

It's one of our theme weeks, but just for these two newswires.

But I spend a lot of time on the jokes about precogs, so I needed a picture there so people knew what they looked like. And I don't remember the puke thing actually making anyone puke, I thought it just made Tom Cruise's face look all gross and then he passed out.

How about Kingdom Come? He's Jim Corrigan in that one, even if it's not the proper DC Universe.

As much as I love Gotham Central, I never understood why they would name that guy Jim Corrigan. Did an editor not think that would confuse people? Only big nerds would recognize the name anyway, and they're the ones who would get annoyed by it.

Damn it. Writing about court cases is so much harder than it seems! I always forget to account for the quick super-fast part of the punch.

I thought that would better convey all of the cool slow-mo punches that happen in court. Was that not right?

Damn…I mean GOOD WORK, you found the factual inaccuracy easter egg! Your reward is 1 (one) upvote.

Aww, Topsy.

HEY, DO YOU LIKE NEWSWIRES?

I'm celebrating by working a little earlier than normal!

It's gonna be fun!

Ohhh, I see what you did there!

Hey now. As a newsman, my opinion isn't important…but I think Space Jam is pretty rad. I just know some people (old people) disagree.