That's what I'm here for!

I just want him to get the credit he deserves.

The A.V. Club

Sounds about right.

I'm also offended that the comment initially said Josh instead of Sam.

Congrats!

Staying on top of stuff like that is what makes me a good journalist.

Wait, really? I was joking about the "looks at another woman" thing. That's really all he does?

I guess he got…Left Behind.

Rise Of The Dawn Of The Planet Of The SouthSideSam

Yeah, Groundhog Day is pretty good.

Made a slight edit, and I'm acknowledging it in the comments so everyone knows you were correct.

Perhaps it was an Onion article?

Actually, this article is about Fast & Furious, not Michael Bay's Transformer movies.

Damn it, I've got other stuff to do!

I AGREE $$$$$$$$$$

Well, "locked up" is harsh. I can leave anytime I wa…*jiggles door handle*

Sadly, I did not see it.

Some call it Fourthmeal Shift. That makes it sound more hip and radical.

Despite how much I like Deathstroke on Arrow, I've never actually watched Spartacus. (He's in that, right?)