$1.50? I think even that's too much.

That's a good point.

I'm picturing this:
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i think, at the very least, we all learned a little bit about ourselves here today. That's what's most important.

I stand by it! His name was Vlad, it was not Vlad Tepes. Tepes isn't even a last name, it's a nickname that means "Impaler." Ergo, it wasn't his name! If you make a baseball movie about a guy whose given name is A-Rod, I'd point out the same thing about him not being a vampire and not being named A-Rod in real life.

Never before have I seen a vampire movie that seemed better suited for Dracula's opening speech in Symphony Of The Night. It would fit the tone of this thing perfectly.

Or Haunting: Starring Polterguy!

I liked it when I first watched it, but it gets more boring every time I go back to it.

If Bacon wants to show up and battle me, I'M DOWN.

Sam Jackson, Sam Clemens, Sam Adams, uhh…Sam Witwicky?

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I'll be more careful in the future, sir!

That Snow White story was important! Also: I'M JUST ONE MAN!

Yeah, Mirror Mirror is the one everybody forgot about.

True, but my point is more that Luthor doesn't really have a beef with Lois Lane. They play for different teams, but they're not constantly trying to kill each other.

I just assume that he does.

NO ONE CAN STOP ME! I'M THE KING!

He'd like to be alone so he can process this to a point of understandingness.

I did! It's fixed now.

For the record, the one awesome sports team is THE WHITE SOX.