See, this makes me not want to read it.

I'm supposed to read AN ENTIRE BOOK just to see if the guy really uses the name Voltron?

Alright, alright. I'll read the book.

Do you Hathaway to do that?

…Is that a real thing? I haven't read the book, but…that's not real, right?

Can somebody Page me when this gets interesting?

I find it easier to sleep when it's a dark knight.

and you couldn't even catch the Beer Baron!

I actually hired Chris Meloni and had him pose like that while holding a different picture, then took a picture of that, THEN printed it out and did the literal cut and paste thing. Very time consuming.

Calling it a photoshop is overly kind.

I was thinking Rex something, but that's a good one.

I'll never leave! Somebody has to keep everyone posted on pop culture news that happens between 6 and 10 on week nights!

I'd rather not say. I prefer the air of mystery.

I had Thursday off this week because I was helping Todd with the day shift. DID EVERYONE MISS MY NEWSWIRES YESTERDAY? I had two about Batman!

Super tall. People are like "Wow, he's so tall."

AVC After Hours will last until the sun explodes!

Is there a good Doctor Strange comic storyline that people can recommend? I know very little about him. He pops up in The Infinity Gauntlet, but I've already read that and his role is basically to freak out about how fucked everybody is.

Damn it, and here I thought Aidan Gillen was a great idea. Now I'm on Team Pedro Pascal. I WILL BE YOUR CHAMPION!

Awesome. I've gotta break out those DVDs.

Did Harvey Birdman ever do a Jabberjaw episode? I remember a lot of other Scooby knock-offs showing up.