I won't spoil it, but Nintendo should be good. Let's just say they have a game coming out from the makers of a series that rhymes with Shmynasty Shmarriors.

A big cannon on the Batmobile. He was killing robots all over the place. So it's not that he's morally opposed to guns in general, he just doesn't agree with using them to shoot people.

You're full of cesium salami.

Who do I petition to get my Disqus name changed to Sam writer person?

What about G1! It totally holds up!

See, I considered that, but I didn't think it was worth it to appease maybe one person who'd recognize that fact. BUT, in Beast Wars, the Autobots and Decepitcons were still kind of around, it was just way in the future.

I was terrified that it was gonna be Wheelie. Thankfully it's just some stupid new character.

OK, cool. I'll gladly let you in on how I came to these numbers: It was pretty arbitrary.

I will never understand how the guy who wrote that great "You have eaten well" speech in Year One went as crazy as he did.

I've got to link to the best one, though!

Good point, but America's not the one on trial here.

O'Neal hired me based on a blog I wrote titled "Hannibal? More like Blah-nnibal."

I want to be played by Paul Giamatti in the TV version of this.

It wasn't a regular series, though. I stand by it.

Of all fans, Sonic fans are the most fun to annoy. I look forward to them taking their best shot at me.

People need to stick around for AV Club After Hours. I'm plenty funny.

Hey guys
Everything's fine, I swear.
Let's all just keep on reading the AV Club, and
Please no more talk about me being chained up!

What? No…they said these were the good hours! The best hours!

I'm a Stella man, as good as Childrens Hospital is. I was looking for the classic scene of him making out with a woman and then repeatedly telling her to shut up, but this is the best I could do.

Well done. Was it too subtle? I even said "first"!