Don't you read The AV Club while looking through a mirror? I thought everyone knew they were supposed to do that.

First! Shit, wait…what?

Hey, who threw that?!

It's all part of The AV Club's new "Let's just get everyone to stay on the site forever" initiative.

I didn't have room in the article, but this is unrelated to the Metal Gear Solid movie, as awesome as Dean Norris would be as Solidus Snake or whatever.

I'm here for when things get saucy.

No, it's not in the movie! IT'S NOT. HE SAID IT'S NOT.

Winning over the commentors is Step One in my plan to conquer the site. DON'T TELL ANYONE, THOUGH.

Good to know. I'll remember that for the future.

Yeah, I see some people saying "based on," but most are saying "inspired by," so I'm gonna say "based on but not officially so we don't have to pay anybody."

I am but the vessel through which the sarcasm is carried.

Well, duh, but he's new to the movies. I didn't want O'Neal to ban me from writing about Transformers news because I nerded out too much.

MAXIMUM ARMOR.

Same here. I know people are too cool for Boba Fett, but FUCK THEM BOBA FETT IS RAD and more adventures with him would've been fun.

Mwa ha ha!

This is no place for legitimately good ideas! He at least needs to show up on Arrow.

Have I made that joke before? What can I say, lots of things sound like anime.

Oh, are they rebooting Reboot?

The shooting episode of Glee was the worst thing I've ever seen on TV. Infuriating garbage.