Oh hell, just throw the underwear away and start over. Buy economical underwear so you can afford to do this.

I'm really proud to report that I have never had this problem. Yuck.

My pretreatment for skidstains is wiping my butt properly. ;)

I don't have any idea what you mean.

I prefer my waffles with ice cream stuffed in them.

Youre weird. She was trying to figure out who it was.

Its you. I think she was trying to figure out who it was.

It's just you.

With all due respect, who gives a shit if you come off as mean? You don't have to be nice. He's in your personal space, making you feel really uncomfortable. It's more important you react in a way that doesn't escalate the situation into something scarier than worrying about his feelings.

This makes about as much since as if they made a Beatles movie and put Yoko Ono in front with the guys in back.

From what I've read, they can be referred to as "black" (by Australians) but aren't necessarily of African decent. I'm assuming its more so about skin tone as opposed to back ground. Apparently aboriginal people identify themselves as aboriginal. Black can also refer to Africans, African Americans, Euro Africans, and…

I'm loving the body but she has the face of a jaunty grandma!

Wow, this trailer gives me major secondhand embarrassment.

This is exactly what I did last night, down to the hard salami.

I have no kids, so I guess it's weird that I find stuff to post pictures of on FB ALL THE TIME>

Artist's depiction.

TOO MANY LIBBYS UGH...

I don't think you really get the concept of this feature...

I TOTALLY think Brooks is gay and I think he has NO IDEA. Truly. And he's Mormon, right? Salt Lake City? Millions of brothers and sisters (but mostly brothers).

Absolutely not. I'm cringing at the thought of something 11.50 inches wide in my own butt.