If you smoke marijuana, Tony Stewart will kill you.

Awesome. Also awesome that they didnt put any music or talk during, so few car videos manage to resist the temptation.

I kind of sick of people saying that its women's fault that short men dont get laid. That women dont want to date someone shorter than them. When in my experience there are just as many men who REFUSE to date women who are taller than them.

And my next article will be, "Why Trekking Poles are Invaluable in the Backcountry."

When is the last time you heard of a black or hispanic person lost while hiking? Not never. White people love the outdoors more than anyone. It's in their DNA.

Man, old people suck.

Well, I'm going to guess he's moving there because he's joining the armed forces, because, you gotta fight.... for your right....to paaaaaaaaaaaarty!

I've seen fire throwers and I've seen rain.

If you want to know more about WWI and the absolute horror of the war in trenches three must see movies : Paths of Glory by Stanley Kubrick, All quiet on the western front by Lewis Milestone or the remake with Ernest Borgnine and Un long dimanche de fiançailles (a very long engagement) by Jean-Pierre Jeunet.

Was bitten on my leg 2 weeks ago by a human (wigger) who decided to attack a pregnant lady, assault me when I stepped in, and when he was getting his A$$ kicked decided to bite me on my leg about 1 inch away from my manlihood! Anyways to the more important part of the story, I had to drive myself to the hospital,…

I had a friend in the local Lightning club who took his pride and joy to Philadelphia for an event at Dave and Busters. They had closed the parking garage and made it valet only. Since there aren't too many places to park near by, he had little choice. So he gave them the keys to his truck and went in to the…