WANT!

Why do they right rudder & left rudder instead of port & starboard?

Taht beautiful shirt is fucked, Jack.

Believe it or not, I appreciate the quality of the build that Harley has to offer when it comes to other motorcycle companies

Once got stopped for now front tag while driving through Nebraska. The car was registered in Wisconsin. Totally bogus reason to stop up but since we were coming from Colorado, I think we were being profiled as pot smugglers.

not into eating cum, sorry.

Marketing. That’s why.

What I want to know is, how in the hell do I find a therapist who is within 10 years of my age range.

15 people care at least.

omg...nipple torture....I wont be able to get anything done now.

clean-up will be an issue for me. I have a FL & HATE having to clean it.

Now I'm hot.

This will be the most clicked story in the Kinja-verse today. Betcha’.

ouch?

Are you hitting on me?

Do you prefer wet or dry?

I still prefer rough sex although I love to be dry humped.

I much prefer rough sex.

over plz.

awesome. I would love to share a bottle or two with Black Elvis.