southernexpat01
Southern_Expat
southernexpat01

Love the ‘OTHER’.

seriously thinking of giving the Kung Fury guys some of my hard earned duckets.

Grody.

seems like a lot of work. just use the empty jug, smash the head of your cock against the opening, leaving a breather whole (physics & shit), scoot to the edge & go!

Rides a motorcycle but feels naked without my seatbelt in a car.

I hope iTunes doesn’t suck anymore.

A PT cruiser gave you wood?! Scandalous!

Elope.

The real question...Do Crackers believe in the tooth fairy?

She is way hotter without the snake wig.

NOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo!!!!!11!!!!@!!!!!!!

I hope that cop goes to jail someday and gets his asshole raped inside-out.

Has the old chap finally hit the wall?

Not really crazy but funny...

FRAME YOUR SHOT FOOL!

That blew some one's toupee off!

well....consider me a 'circumsized penis expert' then...cuz I know nothing of foreskin except it looks like a turtle neck on a prick.

They want to be Yanks....it is sooooo obvious.

whoa. why so agro?

REHEARSED!!!