Why didn't this retard remove his foot from the accelerator?

Still hate Delta.

The Sacred Cow is NG's worst beer IMHO.

Truth. (getting older)

I take Humira for crohns too but have found it to make drinking, or over drinking rather, a miserable experience.

The ONLY Ford I would drive, besides the GT40 that is.

Calm down Old hag.

po-tay-to, po-tah-cock-ring

"However, in the ten years since I last had sex (sigh)... "

"How To Shoot Amazing Photos With Rollerblades And A Rope"

yup, most do.

And how the fuck does it stimulate your clit if it is inside you. If you want a piece of rubber to bump your clit, the rubber needs to stay on the base of the penis.

"cocaine in your coffee"

I know how a cock ring works, it goes around the balls too. this is different.

Farting in your car wasn't enough? Those sadistic pukes.

Even a poke-y ninja star thing?

Ladies- Does this shit actually feel good, having an infants chew toy choking the penis you are having coitus with?

sooooooo fake. cant fool me.

can't . stop. SMH.

....and the bums were like "NOT ON MY BED!"