southernexpat01
Southern_Expat
southernexpat01

That douche with the Ferrari jacket & the Tercel in his drive way.

The ones who are like "Dont touch my CAR!" or "Watch the zipper on your jacket & my paint job!" of "Get outta my car!!" Jeez. Act like it is rare & restored or something!!

dumb shits.

Can you not buy a crappy glass pipe in Bumblefuck, USA?

Makes me miss Wisconsin. Well, not really. Just makes me miss hooning my wife's subbie in snow filled parking lots.

I dunno....I kinda like the juxtaposition of camo on a Bentley.

I am SOOOOO glad that all Kinja sites cross post on each other. WTF is the point of Jalopnik if most of it is fk'ing other Kinja garbage?

wow...if my friend was being a loud racist asshole I would have most definitely said something to him.

STAR!

oh thank god i am not a baby boomer OR a millennial.

NAILED IT!

Why would I have a pet if it shat on my floor?

Why would I have a pet if it shat on my floor?

How do these things do for cleaning up dust bunnies created by 2 dogs (ones a huskie) and a cat? I literally spend twice a day picking up these balls of fur & would LOVE a rumba to do it for me.

How do these things do for cleaning up dust bunnies created by 2 dogs (ones a huskie) and a cat? I literally spend

That moto-chase in Skyfall tho.

lol at the razor wheelie scooter.

I see these a handful of GTs here weekly. Usually in the neighborhood of the Shelby Museum...not the rumored ones. The only Ford I've been excited about seeing.

gawd.....they way the Porsches sound.

HA! Same here. Plus my wife WANTS to drive (she insists she is better than me because she takes less risks...pfffft!).

I think he is presenting in that GIF. Kickin' the ass all out, like cat in heat.

wait, you dont fill a balloon & huff it?