I don't think people dismiss Kanye West for being stupid - I think they dismiss him for being an egotistical horse's ass who isn't nearly as talented as he thinks he is.

Along with not wearing a white dress, I will also not throw a bouquet at my (hypothetical) wedding. But I will pose for a staged picture that I can 'shop a cat into. That is nothing short of awesome.

"... after an alcohol-fueled party in August 2012."

Not invasive? Having a living creature in your body is not invasive? Also: C-sections. One-third to one-half of babies delivered in America, especially to small framed women, are delivered by cutting open the abdominal wall and delivering it. Now THAT is invasive.

AGHHHHH NO, the court should not be able to say "You, 9 year old girl, are going to have this baby, because you're not mature enough to make the choice on your own." The court SHOULD say "Who in christ's name had sex with a 9 year old?"

Is "Who is that person? I've never even heard of these people!" the new "I was listening to them before they became famous"? Do you get some sort of anti-hipster hipster cred?

have you heard of the google?

And if she puts her first in your mouth, probably means she doesn't want a kiss.

The semi-conscious girls are ALWAYS flirting! In fact, simply being in a state of semi-consciousness is viewed as a come on.

did you get that idea that "pushing your hair back behind your ear during conversation is usually a pretty reliable indicator of interest" from real interactions with women or from a frat-bro instruction guide?

"semi-consciously"
...irony much?

And peep this:

I tuck my thick hair behind my ear all the time because having it rubbing up against my face annoys me and has nothing to do with interest. I do it when I'm alone, when I'm with my boss (who.. well, hell no, and wrong gender anyway), with friends, with my mother, walking my dog. You get my drift, it means nothing…

It really is. I was horrified. And he proceeded to CORRECT me because obviously I, a woman who has crowdsurfed before, was definitely wrong about the motivations of women who crowdsurf.

Ugh, don't give them any more ideas.

Or just no calling it rape, because as long as you don't use that word, it doesn't count.

Does this mean that Olivia Pope will be pregnant with the President's child soon?

The tone of his photographs creeps me out. Like they were shot in the back of the cheapest motels possible, explicitly over-the-top sexual without any other setting. They look like the kind of photos you'd find, stuffed in a shoebox hidden in the walls, in a predator's house after he gets arrested. It's a perfectly…

He type casted himself. He looks like a creepy old rapist because he is.

The double richness is too much. Dairy is good when tempering something strong like oily and smoked fish (which is why smoked bluefish pate is like 80% cheese, basically the New England version of pimento) or adding a bit of richness to white fish if you're French, but dairy and meat fats just clash. Even for the…

I'm no Vegetarian, but skip the meat in your sauce.