You know what? Good for her! I'm glad she's putting school before cheerleading (I don't mean that in a bitchy way, by the way). This is completely ridiculous.

She says it's "biker chick," and while I have no idea where she got that phrase from

What a beautiful young lady! I really envy her haircut, man....

Papa Pope was everything last! Dodai, please tell me you'll be posting these on a weekly basis??

Javier Bardem is the only man in the history of human civilization who has managed to make baby teeth look hot.

Good job, Miley. Nothing funnier than mocking a bipolar person in the midst of a crisis! Of all the stupid things you've done, you've finally truly done something that no one can defend.

No, his values are to purposely make bad business decisions, because you know who makes good business decisions and then hoards all their money and then controls the media and COMMUNISMMARIJUANAPREMARITALSEX? The Jews.

Nor is it pretty when sexy time comes. 'Help, My GF exploded mid-coitus!' sure is hard to explain when calling for help...

My sister said the exact same thing when she met him — LOVES him!

This is Christian advertising at its finest. The Young Adult ministry is huge into matchmaking and marrying people off. The emphasis on it so creepy.

Nailed it. That's essentially

I love hearing that. I have heard nothing but good things about him.

I read it as he hasn't the first clue about how to properly go downtown on a woman.

It's heartwarming to hear anecdotes like this. Lucky you!

You inadvertently posted the polar opposite of Max Landis in giving us the gif (and the gift) of Hollywood's biggest mensch!

We'd have multiple wheels of cheese around the house for various dishes, and a rustic cabin on a ranch.

Yeah they are clearly loaded. She has a "favorite makeup artist" that he flew in. Favorite. Makeup. Artist. I don't even know a makeup artist, let alone enough to pick a favorite!

Hey maybe he wanted to see her in the tweed hot pants. I think it's cute. Also how you do you know what goes on in their house. Let them be great! lol

Wait.

This is really sweet, but... my first thought was "Man, how many batshit crazy people are going to read this, decide it's the most romantic thing ever, and then silently seethe with resentment and passive-aggressive hostility as each day passes and their clueless S.O. fails to throw them their dream Pinterest wedding…