Exactly!

Cait is such an asshole. It is completely unreasonable to beleive that everyone should be able to extrapolate that she is transgender from “I took some hormones that affected my sperm count.” She has an extraordinary need to paint herself as an oppressed victim, even though she doesn’t have an ounce of empathy for…

Just buy plain old generic oatmeal soap. When I was super broke in college I think it was like 89 cents? Or plain Castile soap, too.

But Lake Bell is delightful !

Wait til you turn 48 and you get crazy flooding out of nowhere. I just lost about 2 liters of blood while showering last week.

I work one on one with clients, which means I can’t smell like ass and B.O. Instead of skipping showers to avoid drying out your skin, just use gentle soap and some goddamn moisturizer and don't take 35 minute scalding hot showers.

I got in a fight when I was a freshman. Two teachers seperated us and walked us in opposite directions and made us talk to the principal. At no point did an armed man slam me to the ground.

I only know of him from his appearances on Kevin & Bean, and he is the kind of creepy hack who relies on offensive words and shock value in place of actually making a funny or interesting observation.

I was riding with a male friend at about 3AM in a remote area and a cop turned on his lights behind me. This was pre cell-phone era. My friend grew up in the country, and he told me not to pull over and to just keep going because there was no way it was a legitamate stop, since hadn’t broken any traffic laws and didnt…

Yeah, I would not be able to recognize whether a police uniform was completely authentic. While I know cops in my city just wear plain blue shirts and dark pants, I have no idea what their badges or patches are supposed to look like. I haven’t gotten a traffic stop in years, so I’m not even sure what color uniforms…

Jesus Christ, that's horrible.

If you don't mind me asking, Do you think I should bring it up again or just let it go now that I’ve mentioned it once?

I said almost those exact words to her. I don't know what people think happens at a therapist's office.

The stigma and shame centered around mental illness is so bizarre.

I kind of dig him for just embracing his bro-ness and chilling in Ibiza having water ballon fights with models instead of trying to create some bullshit image as a family man while sneaking around (*cough Ben Affleck cough*)

I have another reason for you! He sponsors a library in L.A. I used to study there all the time and I asked the librarian what the deal was with all the Leo movie posters in the computer room.

Gracious, that sounds delicious!

A friend of mine worked on one of Diddy’s videos in the late 90s/early aughts and Jennifer was insanely demanding, even though she wasn’t even in the video, just hanging out. They went way over time because she kept sending crew out on ridicoulous personal errands.

I celebrate my whiteness by Watcing CSPAN & eating g really shitty, uneasoned versions of other countries’ food .

A guy listed me as a reference when trying to work as a transport driver on a movie (which means he would be on call at all hours to drive cast and crew when they were too tired). I answered truthfully that I didn’t actually know him, he just got hammered every night in the bar where I worked part time. And he was…