I probably wouldn’t have seen this in theaters anyway, but seeing the studio’s absolute insistence that this movie, with this person, has to happen, even after they nuked Batgirl, which would have been Keaton’s return to DC, has made it a total no-go for me. I’ll watch it on HBOGoNowMaxnowaitit’sjustMaxnow next year.

Hell, I’m willing to be that as a global touring (*cough*) artist, Kid Rock probably knows more about Asian culture than Trump ever will.

As vile a human as Kid Rock is, he is (sadly) merely perpetuating a looooooong-standing tradition of fetishizing underage girls in rock songs. Ringo Starr says hi.

I’m willing to believe they meant license plate.

I have a message tonight for Merrick Garland, and Jack Smith, and Joe Biden.

That is, the public perception of Dwayne Johnson as one of the planet’s biggest movie stars, a contention that’s never been as clear-cut in terms of actual movie performance as it might seem, but which has persisted mostly through the man’s sheer smiling charisma and instant name recognition

“When people talk about, ‘I will see them again in heaven,’ it sounds so good, but the reality is that we won’t see each other again after we’re gone. That’s the sad part,” he said. “I know people feel comfortable with death, but I don’t.”

He’s a straight white male, of course she feels bad for HIM.

Dude idk where you grew up but I’m in my mid 40s and I’ve been watching wrestling for as long as I can remember, and I’ve NEVER not dealt with “You watch GUYS in their UNDERWEAR?! Haw haw haw!!!” taunts. Hell, sometimes I still get them.

I see no problem with any of this!

Yeah the fact that Boebert accepted the results of a scientific test is the most shocking part of all of this.

Sweet Stan Lane was an amazing wrestler and one half of one of the best tag teams of all-time, The Midnight Express, and in no way deserves to be dragged down by any association to this burning trash heap of a woman or her family.

Interesting is fine, but there’s a scolding tone here that annoys me.

Because they’re scared of his army of crazy-eyed Great Value Rambos

That’s a real shame, in that it should have been a lot more. Enjoy rotting in jail for so long that you miss out on That 2010s Show, asshole.

 If nothing else it’ll be enough of a nepo baby to get a primo role on whatever the equivalent of The CW is in 20 years.

I couldn’t imagine bringing myself to care about any of those things either. Danny Masterson is going to jail and I care about that a lot more than I care about old men getting younger (fully adult) women pregnant. Wanna know why? C O N S E N T.

Trump is going to absolutely stomp DeSantis in the primary. The second he Tweeted (or whatever it’s called) “Tiny Ron is 5'7"” and DeSantis didn’t immediately fire back with “Fat Don is 350 lbs.” he was cooked. These angry white dudebros and their pick-me’s only respond to the appearance of strength, which is…

Adults doing adult things. Pacino (and de Niro) can clearly afford to support these kids so honestly, who cares?

There's no BETTER reason!