If every cousin-fucking ch!ld m0lester on planet Earth died today I would throw a party. I’ll settle for just one though. Rest in piss.

I shared this article on Facebook so it can pop up in my memories and give me a hearty laugh every year.

Dude settle down it was just a joke. And Moore told plenty of stories using existing brands too.

If he isn't working with JJ then I am in no way worried about that. I'm worried that Disney will see that he has actually interesting ideas & be like "Uhhhh...what was Ron Howard's phone number again?"

Hopefully Lucas won't be as much of a grouchy dick as Alan Moore when Lindlof reaches out.

But it would take them having to come up with new lands and be actually creative instead of treading over the same well-known lands and story. It’s the same reason Star Wars is too freaked out to move beyond the Skywalker era (I know they’re supposedly bout to but I’ll believe it when I see it).

I still want Arya Sailin’ & Fightin’ 'round the World more than any prequel.

This is on Netflix? Jesus, they debut a new Richard Linklater and Henry Selick movie in the same year and I hear NOTHING about either. This goddamn company...

Nobody except his army of dorks has ever accused this born on 3rd base tool of being actually smart.

Yes!!!

He doesn’t want to make it better, he wants to make it more profitable to him, then either shutter it or sell it off and claim it was always doomed to fail.

I’m wondering how The A.V. Club will connect this to Olivia Wilde’s struggles as a female auteur.

The middle of the story is exactly where you change things. It’s called a twist, or a development.

I’m one of the biggest Star Wars fans you’ll ever meet, and I can say without hesitation that Star Wars doesn’t deserve Rian Johnson.

I legitimately loved Don’t Worry Darling and fully believe that we will be flooded with thinkpieces about how actually really good it is in about 5 years. Styles was far from the best performer but he held up his end.

The thing is, maybe he wants these kind of roles. People mercilessly ripped on him for the whole “it feels like a movie” thing from the Don’t Worry Darling press conference, but if he wants to go after roles that feel like actual cinema, more power to him. There are worse sins than punching above your weight class.

Sinatra ruled though. He was great in From Here to Eternity.

The film wants the audience to be mad at the law that prevented these promising young people from flourishing. Yet to do that, it has to be alive with character and story.

Well yeah, that’s a very fair point, but that’s now how you get Dem Clickz.

He’s doing press for his new book. If he didn’t want to talk to the press there’s nothing stopping him from pulling a Bill Waterson.