Never fails to amuse me that angry “nerds” get angry about BBT but actual genius scientists seemed to think it was a cute lark and did cameos.

This movie is going to rule & angry pissboys will insist it sucks because Rob cares more about his seemingly excellent marriage than anything else.

Somehow, Vigo the Carpathian returned.

I like THOR: THE DARK WORLD. The scene on the boat with Thor & Loki where they finally hash it out is one of my favorite MCU scenes ever. The heartache when Thor says “I wish I could trust you” is Hemsworth’s first great moment in the role.

I feel like a lot of the prequel bashers, myself included, owe a big time apology to Hayden Christiansen, because he absolutely rocked in this series, tonight’s episode especially. Turns out it really was Lucas’s lousy direction of actors this whole time.

The thing is, even if you like mainstream, feel-good movies over innovative, violent ones like PULP FICTION, THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION was also up for Best Picture that year, and even your average Grandma will agree that’s a better movie than FORREST GUMP.

Yeah, I didn’t put that together but in hindsight I can see why someone would be kind of messed up by that.

We’ll get a straight-to-Netflix adaptation of this in 15 years and it’ll be awesome!!!

It’s an excellent example for it. The public deserves to reclaim our modern fairy tale characters. I can’t wait til stuff like this is done with Superman & King Kong in the next decade. That’s the real reason Disney has been on a crack fiend shopping spree for new IP: they know their classic characters are finally…

Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, will ever more perfectly capture the feeling of when THAT SONG that you've been dying to hear came on MTV when you were a teenager than this video.

No.

“Mafia” was the episode that aired directly after the Jim & Pam wedding episode, and you can see how aggressively they’re phoning it in after going all out for that 2-parter (they had a habit of this. The legendary dinner party episode was followed immediately by the chair model episode, one of the worst of the…

God, watching Bram Stoker’s Dracula is so surreal, I watched it last week and was HOWLING at how bad Keanu is, it’s a real credit to him how his acting has deepened over the years.

Bravo, sir. Can’t wait to read what you do next.

Seconded on Back in Action, which is not great but is still a hell of a lot of fun. Brendan Fraser is a perfect foil for Looney Tunes, and Cena could definitely fill that role.

And was rehired largely through the efforts of Dave Bautista! James Gunn owes a hell of a lot of his current standing to 2000s WWE Superstars.

The Rock is more of a straight-ahead action hero these days, whereas Cena tried that route early on to very little success (The Marine, woof), and didn’t really turn it around until he showed serious comedy chops in Trainwreck and Sisters.

It was a symbol of her desire to...not be a garbage person? I dunno, I got nothing.

Just watched it and I’m with you. Not a single likeable character and a plot that was dense to the point of being impenetrable. A pretentious bore. Like we get it, kids are tough, what an insight.

If there’s one actor that I believe can convincingly play a former goofball-turned tragically down on his luck but still somehow endearingly tough guy, it’s David Deathmatch Arquette.