I know the “You crossover” joke is old, but man that’d be fun.

Excellent, fun news. Still waiting for HBO to stop with the prequel nonsense and give Maisie Williams a dump truck full of money to star in Arya Stark Sailin’ & Fightin’ ‘round the World.

Woah, that is an excellent casting choice!

They’re going to use a series of intertwined ropes to repair it. It’s called a...wait for it...Net Fix.

That had less than 10 fatalities. I’m talking about something much worse.

Yeah, it was pretty uncanny. Given that he’s half of this century’s Pam & Tommy couple (hopefully with 100% less domestic abuse) I guess his excellent cosplay isn’t too surprising.

I’m not joking when I say this, and I hope to god I’m wrong, but I truly believe we’re only a couple years (at most) away from the next 9/11, and it won’t be Muslims or foreigners or any of the boogity-boos we were told to fear in the 90s and 00s, it’s gonna be Brad and Bobbie-Jo and a bunch of their friends who are…

Real “she shouldn’t have worn that if she didn’t want it” energy ya got there, Gaston.

Yeah they did. They showed him hitting his earlier girlfriend (which he actually admitted doing in the book) and a lot of his relationship/marriage with Heather Locklear, but nothing about Pam.

I’m halfway dreading seeing this because it almost feels like it can’t live up to that incredible “Life on Mars?” trailer. I’m more excited for this than I have been for any Anderson movie since There Will Be Blood.

I’m still very curious about the story behind completely scrubbing her from The Dirt movie. Was that due to Anderson threatening litigation or did they just not want to get too far into the “Tommy Lee is a wife beater” stuff during what was supposed to be a lighthearted movie?

As someone who came of age during the peak of Pamela Anderson’s fame & popularity, I am absolutely stunned by Lily James’s transformation here. Sebastian Stan looks fine too, but he still looks like Sebastian Stan playing Tommy Lee (I can’t believe I’m saying this, but he has his work cut out for him following Machine…

Zahmbies on the train to Bahston?! I just wanted some fuckin’ Dunkin’!!!

Incidentally that was also my nickname for your friend’s mom.

Only Oakies say oater.

The krill having an existential crisis in Happy Feet Two is one of the most random subplots I’ve ever seen in a kids’ movie.

Goddamnit, when the hell am I getting the last couple seasons of American Dad!??

God yes, her & Wesley as the fucked-up mirrorverse version of Buffy and Giles is so good.

Org the Neanderthal never gets the props he deserves for rhythmically banging a stick off the ground before anyone else!

I mean, on the one hand, you tell Wanda that she isn’t qualified to be an Avenger, since she could casually float Hulk into the sun with her pinkie finger.