Someone get Anya Taylor-Joy into a black wig stat.

That idea has a very “third ending of Clue” energy, and I’m into it.

Bravo.

And now you want to see him killed? You want justice done? You’re a criminal after watching this shit for seven years,’” Chase says.

She don’t break character til the DVD commentary track

Well, that’s on the director then. Plenty of brilliant filmmakers have made really fun MCU movies. Good for Zhao and the MCU for both taking a big swing with this collaboration, it just seems to have not worked out this time. Alas.

Edgar Wright (who is awesome, and I really liked Last Night in Soho) has basically said that he didn’t give a shit about fitting Ant-Man into the larger MCU story. Which, that sounds nice and all, but you don’t hire a director to direct episode 17 of a TV series if they aren’t going to give a shit about what happened…

Critics keep saying that they don’t want an MCU movie that feels like all the other MCU movies. Well, here ya go.

You guys need to lay the hell off this poor woman. Please live, and let...Di.

Jericho is THE most frustrating human. He donates so much money to every wrestler that falls on hard times, whether he worked with them or not (he gave thousands of dollars to Kamala when he fell on hard times & got his legs amputated). The phrase “good of heart, dumb of ass” has never been more apt.

This is such a perfect encapsulation of her whole thing that I may steal it.

the AV Club doesn’t spend a week writing about things to which the public is completely indifferent.

(Honestly, the moment they start asking about many of the musicians I listen to, that conversation has to come up anyway.)

My daughter is reading them with her mom right now. It was her mom’s favorite book series growing up. Again, Rowling sucks, but she already bought the books so whatever.

So this is a roundtable on Harry Potter by a group of people who mostly don’t give a shit about Harry Potter? I know J.K. Rowling sucks now and deserves nothing, but what was the point of this?

I’m very happy that we as a culture have decided to hold our ground at Halloween still mattering. Christmas has already swallowed up Thanksgiving whole but that’s where we hold the line.

Stop Whispering is right up there.

Don’t put this on the kids, the original is entirely Gen-X & Millennials’ sleepover material.

He is pretty cool!

The two also apparently snapped at a reporter who “stuttered Hutchins’ name” (as Deadline puts it), prompting them to say that the press “should know her name” if they’re going to be waiting around for Baldwin.