That’s because Link Neal (or Charles Lincoln Neal III to be 100% accurate...) of the YouTube show Good Mythical Morning does, in fact, have herpes... Fun fact, I know.

You know you can get arrested for resisting arrest, right? No other infringements...

REDUCE - Reuse - Recycle...

...got it cross-threaded and decided to just gorilla the damn thing rather than back it out for a re-do.

In my experience, Alexa won’t let you unlock smart locks. Just my two pennies.

Just tell them you’re a plumber and when they make an odd face if they know you or just say ”oh” if they don’t, you reply, “yeah, I deal with other people’s shit for a living”...

Lets take this convo offline and do a deep-dive and put it under a microscope.

Going along with what you said:

While I agree with you 95%, there are cases when the other party changes their mind during a sexual encounter (or one was lead on to beleive they were going all the way when the other was only planning “third base”, but didn’t make that clear to the first). Everything will be going well and then decide they want to…

Oh crap! Well, he’s the exception. And Trevor Noah I suppose... Fuck, and John Stuart!

Nintendo Switch cartridges... There’s your answer...

Sorry I couldn’t find it in one GIF...

Stoichiometry is a hell of a drug, man!

Also, remember when we all going to die in WWIII? Whatever happened to that?

Amazon quotes 2 day shipping by the carrier from their distribution warehouses. It can take a couple days for them to move the product internally to the closest DW to you. They aren’t going to pay UPS/USPS/FedEx astronomically more to get the item to you directly if they can burn a couple days to use their own…

Leave your own note on the door UPS/USPS/FedEx typically leave the “we missed you” note indicating you are expecting a package and include your phone number (or a Google voice number if you are paranoid)? This has worked quite well for me in the past.

Instagram will email you when your photos are officially ready to download and will include a link for you to grab them.

I didn’t read through all the comments, but I think the blood type thing could be a personality trait thing sorta like astrological signs. I see it all the time in Japanese videogames in characters’ profiles.