Riiiiiight!?!?! Scrolled the whole way down just looking at her on the right and no one on the left. Sheesh.

She’s on the cover of Nylon this month. So gorgeous.

Word. She is a knockout.

Like. Who wants to do anything on a Monday?

Yeah, they broke up at the end of July. This was all big drama so it’s definitely not a mystery when any of this happened.

Yeah, they were totally together in 2014. Maybe that was the girlfriend she fell in love with? It was not that long ago! She and St. Vincent were together for 8 months, not 2 years.

And St. Vincent was with Carrie Brownstein not THAT long ago, I thought? Like, when SV guest starred on Portlandia a couple times in season 4?

They were dating for seven or eight months. Annie Clark was with Carrie Brownstein until late July 2014. And she did not take that breakup well. So it isn’t like she had this piece on the side waiting.

There’s no way they were dating for two years. Cara was with Michelle Rodriguez last year.

If you know nothing, neither do I, because her and Michelle were definitely less than two years ago!! Plus St. V ‘grammed a pic of the ‘best gift ever’ from Cara last night...yes, I am a 30 year old woman finding myself overly concerned with this situation ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

yeah I had the same reaction/confusion

Yeah, I just assumed she’s “Hollywood 24” and not “real world 24.” i.e. I am a Margot Robbie birther.

I’m 31.5, and I remember her from Neighbours, and I feel like she was a few years younger than me then. By our powers combined, she is clearly 29.

i thought she was much older- i mean she’s EFFING stunning and a perfect human person, and also appears to be hilarious and extremely sweet, but i honestly thought she was older than i am, and i’m 28.

If I didn’t have a prey driven terrier I would totally have a couple of rats. You ever seen those little guys in action? I mean the fancy domesiticated variety. They are hella fun and way too clever for their own good.

Can we put together a Kickstarter for this woman, for a subscription to a service that sends a masseur to her home once a month with a basket of bath goodies, chocolates, and booze of her choice?

I’ll just join you here.

I know. I’m ashamed but that’s why I clicked too. He seems like a raging dickwad in a Bieber-ish “I’m going to regret everything I said/did in my youth one day” kinda way, and I doubt I’d have any tolerance for him in person, but damn he is nice to look at.

I thought it was Michael Jackson.

i hope they take somewhere random