So you're basically telling me this twerking dedication is a lie as well? I'm not sure I can handle all this today, people.

I love this! I really need her to put out an album :( I'll take a video for this too though.

Bill Hader, what?! Next you're going to tell me the human roomba is a lie too?!!?

Celebrities from the city go to NYC public schools all the time. They could definitely handle it in their building, if they wanted to. They just don't. *enter womp womp trumpet*

Mine too. I fly fairly often and am routinely trying to check my rage when people aren't being efficient. I mitigate the angst by being super early to the airport #nerd

exactly.

So true. It's just the ones the requiring finagling that make me side eye, I promise.

Yes! It's so great when comedians host SNL. Plus, now I extra can't wait to slide into my Sunday evening weed wine Chinese food SNL winter hibernation game.

There are fewer things that irk me in the same way as watching someone finagle with taking their heels off while we are waiting not-real-patiently in the security line. 1/4 of me is like, do your thing girl, and the rest of me is all:

Food for the Pittsburghers.

Thank you! I got you this in return.

Pittsburgh**!

Wait, whaaat!? You're leaving? Am I.. late to this knowledge. Damn! Best wishes!

"....reads like something out a Fifty Shades of Grey meets Pride and Prejudice fan fiction novel."

Sigh, days like these I miss Rihanna's instagram account. WHAT SHENANIGANS ARE YOU UP TO BADGALRIRI :'(

Drake is not bored. He simply dropped his cell phone in Nicki's formidable bum-crevice and is wondering how to retrieve it.

I feel you!

Lady Gaga is serving some very 'Cher from Moonstruck' realness right here. Looked better on Cher in the 80s, but hey, I appreciate the effort. *imagine image here.*

Yeah, I wanted to like A to Z because Ben Feldman (Ginsberg!) but, just, no. Couldn't do it.