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Anybody else watching 'Married'? I'm really enjoying it. It seems like a mildly darker twist on the rom-com, plus Judy Greer & Nat Faxon have a really fun and believable chemistry. I'm a fan! I tried A to Z and just, vom. Couldn't make it through the first 15 minutes.

These tabloids would be nothing if celebrities didn't go eat sushi with each other (especially Taylor and Suri [bffae]). Thank goodness for gossipy sushi restaurant employees.

Ponytail and questionable dancing ability aside, I am pro-Ariana Grande. Girl's got some pipes and seems to do mildly more interesting things than other pop stars. Shooting alien robots (?) with boob missiles is WAY better than Katy Perry's cupcake icing thing. Plus her whole demon shenanigans was really entertaining.

Maybe I'm alone here, but I find this Big Sean + Ariana Grande coupling fascinating. I guess it could just be for publicity as she tries to shed her Disney-good-baby-girl image thing. I always found his relationship with Naya Rivera to be very... sexy... although maybe dude does have a type. Anyway! I will enjoy

Gaddamn Naomi Campbell is eternally fierce.

Julie of the Wolves I think was more PG and less sexual then what I am thinking of. I think. Julie of the Wolves had various sequels, right?

So it seems they are focusing on Rihanna just being she-wolf wild ("Bad Gal @Rihanna is the world's wildest style icon") while she's the one who puts Eskimo/Inuit into it. Non?

Hmm. New Clive Oven show, The Knick. I wonder if it's worth watching. Somebody... come back and report.

Seems like an easier life, no?

The only thing that gets me is how private they have been before and now we get updates every day that all somewhat obviously point to divorce. I mean, apartment shopping? Come on. Nobody knew about their wedding... if they wanted to keep these divorce-type things secret they certainly would know how. So..

Hm. Not really. It seems like the lipstick in the ad is the least compelling part. Outfit? Yes. Hair? Yes. Eye makeup? Yes. Lips seem to be super meh. Especially when BadGal has rocked some bold-ass lipsticks.

I thought this was the new best thing even before I read your responses in the comments. Now it is the extra best thing. Next to pizza. Can part of this process be finding a way to take this post with me to bed too, with the pizza of course?

Methinks #2. She just doesn't want to have to explain things so she's letting it out bit by bit...

I have to say I'm into the idea of single Beyonce in the city...

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Can I get some Keyshia Cole love please? Girl is always heartbroken and singing it out.

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Omg. Lana del Ray. STFU. Get your emotionless face and voice talking that nonsense out of my space.