The reports of Solange being intoxicated or displaying erratic behavior throughout that evening are simply false.

Also one of my first thoughts.

I burnt my hair doing this too. Damn flammable hair spray/youth.

True.

No. No. It can't be true.

But if it is, I will mourn appropriately.

Yes! I was just thinking like... what happened to Ireland & Angel Haze??

This is everything. I love how they are wearing matching outfits even though this was not a planned photo op. LOVE IS REAL, GUYS.

Hmm Stromae was big at least 5 years ago. We are certainly very late. I'm a fan of 'Te Quiero' myself.

That sounds amaaazing. My dance moves still heavily feature the aggressive-sexy hair toss.

Ah yes, Pussycat Dolls. Similarly empowering with the classic "Don't Cha (Wish your girlfriend was hot like me. Don't Cha?)"

Heartbreaking. :(

Rihanna's whole Lui shoot (and butt in particular, I have to say) is a very strong case for tan lines. Gahdamn!

I believe it was along the lines of, "We are no longer making this divorce thing happen."

I believe, ahem, she announced she was getting divorced and un-announced it. Yup, don't mind me, I'll be over here with all my gossip rags.

I chuckled aloud & stand corrected. One situation where it's not creepy.

I believe in all situations, "I'm not going to give up on you, ever" is mildly creepy. Add to this the fact that Aaron Carter & Hillary Duff dated 10-15 years ago and he is saying this to a tabloid...

All I have to say to you, lil prince Biebs:

Damn, how did I miss this Angel Haze/Ireland Baldwin matchup? I love Angel Haze, although I know nothing about Ireland Baldwin...

Oh Nicki, you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind, hey Nicki. Hey Nicki!

Seriously though.

Oh.. candy bars. #duh.