Thank you. Was too burnt out (also actually working at work!) to address this myself.

Yes, I read it when I wrote this. I guess by "bringing her abuse into it" I meant "making her abuse the center of it." The comment stands.

Confused. Is this supposed to address the "Mia Farrow is unhinged" sentiment without bringing Dylan Farrow's abuse into it?

YES. Wish I had thought of that first.

Surfboart.

Thank goodness that young couple are wearing hats to participate in O-lympic village! Otherwise how would we know this is winter-themed? Whew, Cosmo, thinking of everything.

There's no way this will actually happen, unfortunately.

I'm sorry, what?

"Sean replied, "Fantastic! Thank you for asking. I think we both performed extremely well."

That's true. Florida. Sigh.

20 years since lifting Vietnam embargo, hm. Doesn't that mean it's time to talk Cuba?

If I could get a goddamn snow day I think I would feel less bitter. Instead I was calf-deep is brown slush for 10 minutes this morning. Sigh. #cruelcruelworld

I've had this fantasy before!

I hate everything.

Miguel should never stop this sexy, croony thing he has going on. I always find myself jamming and nodding like yes, yes, I will do whatever you're asking here.

Oh, Pennsylvania, my dear home state. Stay full of wonder and a whole myriad of strange individuals.

I know. It was a joke. I'm sorry for the lack of chuckles produced.

Nutella for everyone!

Eh... hazlenut, peanut... whatever.

Interesting. I (5 ft. tall) feel like the reduction is probably way scarier than just naturally being short. I only panic when I'm in large crowds of drunk/drugged people (hellooo fear of music festivals). Otherwise I tend to not notice that I'm smaller than average.

Exactly.

I confess I didn't click the link, but hasn't Johnny Depp always been a serial proposer? Like, that used to be his thing back around 21 Jumpstreet days. Proposing to pretty ingenues?