Rihanna. Rih. Girl. Give me a shot. I really excel in the areas of red bathing suits and smoking blunts on the beach. Can I be your sidekick/side chick/call me.

Are they still together?? Too lazy to google.

Uh-huh honey!

Stop. I die. Where can I go in all of these dresses? Especially this slinky champagne number. I'm going slinking about in it.

OMG YES I LOVE THIS SONG AND MARY J MY HEART JUST EXPLODED INTO MANY LITTLE DANCE MOVES.

Nobody's going to call this guy a thug. Must be nice.

Meh, I read that Trista and Ryan were together before the show started. So, they're real in a real way but not in the reality way (?)

Sarah Thyre and I should be in a blind, pained, frenetic but gastronomically satisfied sisterhood.

I was coming here to say the same thing. THE WORST. My story: had a flight at 2, which got bumped back to 8, which got bumped to 10, then to midnight. We get on the plane, we get off the plane, we get back on the plane. Eventually they tell us the flight has been cancelled at we are all put back on a 6 am flight. It…

My guess:

Let's play 'which one of these will 'Ye force Kimmie K to wear?'. Difficult because there is no peplum to be found.

And the remix, 'if you don wan'it then definitely slap that label on it'

You turn me on when I turn you on, sweet thang.

Yes to all the above.

I'm new! Is this happening? Is it huge?

Wait. If you're supposed to reach a level 3 orgasm with the Ultimate G, then you are finding a wonderful camaraderie with a vibrator? A joy in being together?

I dunno, I feel that way all the time with my old little guy.

Mmmhmm. Maybe it's not official, but we know.

Oh man, if I had known that I wouldn't have rushed... but the Idris Elba vajtoo was looking a little lonely. *waves vagina about*

The image I want to put doesn't work, which is such a shame because now you all have to envision a shirtless Mark Ruffalo staring at you, smoldering, waiting...

I originally thought the vagina was emblazoned with the great Ruffalo, which brought me much joy.