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Amen. Makes me feel like I can rule the night sky or something.

Well, I think I need all of these in case I suddenly become an ethereal witch queen and need to summon differently colored woodland creatures to carry out my wishes. The black ones are just for winter and parties though, obvi.

Yesss.

From what I see in my admittedly biased reality, men the at put in zero effort really do not get laid on the regular. Sometimes they get a one night stand, but late 20s-early 30s dudes (in my life at least) pretty much get as much attention as they put out.

I once got into an argument on a 'date' regarding whether or not we were 'dating.'

My argument: No, because it was a once/twice a week thing that was clearly going nowhere and involved little to no attention in between 'dates.'
His argument: Yes, because it was a once/twice a week thing and sometimes he bought me

I'd like to dedicate this youtube video to any long suffering neighbors who listened to me sing this in my tiny apartment during my break up last year. The Ooos really got me.

For real! The accolades belong to them.