Normally my parents are great customers, generous tippers, etc. But one Mother’s Day, I think my mother took some crazy pills with her coffee, because she bitched about everything that our waiter did in the very, very crowded restaurant we were at to celebrate. Granted, yes, the service was slow (food/drinks took…

That Vine video up top...I was at that game. Not only was the game a nightmare, but we were also seated next to a father who proceeded to get belligerently drunk and curse and carry on in front of his 8-year-old. When the elderly gentleman (he was probably in his 70s) in front of him asked him to tone the language…

Nope. Lost any real interest after the first movie. Kinda like my overall reactions to the book series.

you mean you’ve never seen the best 36 seconds on the internet?! (spoiler in the video title)

SCOTUS & Care Bears Movie II: The New Generation FTW :)

I’m getting married in a little under four months, and my fiance and I have a bet on who will cry during the ceremony. He swears up and down he won’t cry, but he’s a crier (or as he puts it, “I’m not crying; it’s just dusty in here.”) He cries at movies, tv shows, commercials...it’s adorable. I don’t cry (much). I…

He’s definitely shown his age these playoffs. I doubt the Rangers re-sign him and after that, wouldn’t be surprised if he hangs them up.

As. NYR fan, that was just fuckin abysmal to watch live...that said, Johnson is a beast.

I wasn’t thrilled with Boyler2’s deal when it was announced, but he’s had some clutch goals. I didn’t know Stralman was making less this year — that seems insane! I assume it’s being made up on the back end with the overall contract.

Yep, totally get it.

Ditto. And ditto to your other comment re: Brian Boyle and faceoffs. I’ve always liked Boyle and my friends made fun of me for it...and now this whole season and playoffs, they’re like, damn we miss Brian Boyle.

I would have loved to kept Stralman, but if I recall correctly, he wanted too many years. During the Stanley Cup finals/playoffs? (I don’t remember) last year, there was an interview or something about how he’d like to stop being a journeyman and commit to a team/place so that his kids can grow up in one town/place to…

As much as I love my two fur babies, they won’t have much to do with the wedding except to try and destroy presents/tissue paper and lay in abandoned boxes. (I’m so very happy I have a basement they’re not allowed in to use for storage). Plus the two only barely tolerate the groom (despite living together for 2+…

That White Zin story....I definitely snorted at my desk.

You’re welcome! :)

The future hubby and I are HUGE Star Wars fans, and there are going to be Star Wars touches in our wedding...and what better way to show the fandom than with cake toppers! Plus the “I love you” “I know” was part of our engagement photos/save-the-dates, too. :)

That Eddie Vedder story is priceless.

HOLY COW! I never realized that was him! My sister and I loved that movie as kids.

I so was going to say/post the same thing.

I feel Rosa's pain. I, too, have had a pager chucked at my face by customers when I was a host - at least you took reservations. At the certain Australian-themed restaurant where I worked, we didn't take reservations, but did "Call Ahead" seating, which was supposed to cut your wait time down some, but usually ended…