this site was never and will never be more than a clickbait

I feel bad for her, and let’s not forget, the boyfriend. Life without parole.

Twink all, *maybe*.

Girl. Bear all?

I don’t get the editorial direction of revived Jezebel. They basically have two writers who roll out of bed and have the choice of writing about celebrities they want to bang; celebrities who are banging but since that involves the desires of someone else, it’s bad; politicians who are going to be re-elected because…

In theory, it’s understandable that Keoghan might shy away from filming such a display...and then you see it. Firstly, I’ve seen professional nude models pose with more insecurity than Keoghan. Not only does he sell, well, naked insanity better than most, he has one, very impressive reason to be confident. Actually,…

Earlier this year, she told the FBI that she opposes abortion and had “nightmares” about people having abortions at the clinic, prompting her to torch it.

People are seriously weird about this. She’s an abuse victim-turned murderer. Nothing is fun or cute about any of this. This woman needs to be left the hell alone and get tons and tons of therapy.

Trust Jezebel to find a reason to bitch about Kamala Harris finally being put to good use. Jez may be back from the dead but so far no improvements and the hot takes still abound.

It’s not that Biden is ambivalent. He’s a Catholic. That doesn’t mean he isn’t fighting for a woman’s right to choose. It may not be his choice, but he does believe it’s a person’s choice. It’s disingenuous to call him ambivalent.

that first part about “the failed Biden presidency” is a fair point

This just seems like smart politics to me.   Sending out a woman to be the countering face to the Republicans’ Old White Men Preaching About Abortion At Us is a no-brainer.

See, that was what I was thinking. And “Biden bootlicker?” So Jez supports Mango Mussolini now?

Better than a MAGA opponent. Seriously the purity tests running up to the 2024 election have to go. We have the choice between a messy Democracy and Nazi Germany. The choice is not hard. Fetterman is not Sinema, he votes with his party 100% of the time and the only other choice is the end of the country as we know it.…

Did you read his statement? It’s comedy gold.

It’s sad to me that the worst thing a progressive person like Alyssa Milano (who I have no connection to in terms of fandom) should be endlessly dragged for mistakes she owned up to in the process of advocating for a better world while Shannen Doherty, a registered Republican, is unscathed, and Rose “Lizard Person”…

In fact, McGowan once deemed her a “lizard person” and accused her of hijacking the MeToo movement.

@ Drake, Jack Harlow, and Post Malone: Go on Amanda Bynes’ podcast already, you cowards.

Exactly. As one of the first people on the old Jez boards to say out loud “both governments involved are bad, the only innocent people here are the civilians on both sides who are just trying to put food on the table” I got a fair amount of pushback in the rush to condemn one side OR the other.

When will we begin a discussion about a seriously frightening situation without making this a zero sum game? Wrong and right can be in all places