And yet some parents have been losing their shit over “Heather Has Two Mommies” for 30 years.

Was the inappropriate part the judgement or acknowledging teen sex and homosexuality?

I feel like keeping in mind that the primary is not the general might be a good strategy for both parties sometimes.

Maybe she's Thee Italian Stallion.

Is Megan Thee Stallion Italian?

It kind of sounds like the word salad that a beauty pageant contestant would throw together.

Kind of doesn’t matter if all the Republicans have is crazy people since they have a way of getting those crazy people elected.

But the twins with the other woman were also via surrogate (according to this article, anyway). 

They didn’t have to open their wombs to him, that’s what the surrogates are for.

When weirdos like this overshare to the public, they somehow get that following of fans who are like “This is what peak form looks like! Saluting you sir!” even though we all probably have a neighbor who looks better.

In the middle picture it looks like he’s wearing jeans and a sweater and she’s wearing... a slip? So he looks sort of dressy casual and she looks like she’s headed to bed. 

What strikes me as so bizarre about the whole thing is that he’s recording himself with a selfie stick. Putting aside the whole “I paid to see Adele sing, not to see you record yourself singing along to Adele” thing, it just seems so weird that he’s recording himself being overcome with emotion at her music... while…

If Billy McFarland is any indication, he can just recycle the old scheme.

I had been looking at rescue dogs lately, because my last dog was a rescue (15+ years ago), but now there are so many hoops to jump through! They want to stipulate yard size, fencing, how big the yard is, landscaping, other pets in the building, your schedule, children, what you’ll feed the dog, etc. Plus home visits,…

Late to the party, but it definitely isn’t their goal. There have been a bunch of animal cruelty talking points that keep coming up in some circles that I’m in (my work is tangential to ag), that are obviously planted by PETA and just... false. There has been a big information campaign about backyard chicken owners…

It’s basically just egg drop soup though. I get the immediate broth skepticism, but it doesn’t sound like she’s eating broth instead of food.

Well you see, bans don't work unless they do. Like, you can't ban guns because bans don't work, but you can ban abortions because of reasons, and clearly this case is the exception that proves the rule.

This makes me think of that “angry feminist” meme. If you’ve seen the video that the still is taken from, you’d get a totally different impression. The woman in the photo is calm, congenial, polite, etc, but they still managed to get one shot where she looks absolutely unhinged.

Do legit libertarians have any sway in Republican politics? "Libertarian" has basically just meant weed conservative for like a decade.

Did he even go to TMZ? It looks very “Sources say that Sam says...”