Easy to be misunderstood when you're 95% artifice.

I had a roommate who was a makeup artist, and a lot of celebs contouring drove her nuts. She would always point out people who had gotten contouring that was appropriate for a photo shoot (known angles, lighting, etc), but were out on the red carpet where they’d turn slightly and suddenly all the lines were visible.

Does she “look like Kim K” or have they both just had a very common set of plastic surgeries done? I feel like most socialites look like Bratz dolls now.

I feel like he should be able to harness some Village People powers to fix this.

I’m guessing the people buying don't really care if it's fake, as long as they can sell before it gets outed.

Oh man, I’ve seen so many seminars on writing business plans, making good proposals, etc, when all along the secret ingredient was just lying.

I was just listening to a podcast recently (maybe Planet Money?) where someone was talking about how a lot of investment places only look at growth. Like, they will throw money at places showing wild, unsustainable (possibly fake) growth, but have no interest in businesses that have solid business plans that just show…

I think there's a bit of a difference between pointing out grammar and spelling errors in monetized journalistic content and doing the same for random comments.

A lot of them are True Crime women.

It’s usually "criminal mastermind evades police," but then you find out they "evaded" police because police forgot to look for them.

The trolls want the witty responses too. It’s their best chance to get out of the grays.

Also: I've seen a couple of filled dicks, and they look fucking weird.

You don't get botulism from undercooked meat. Salmonella or E. coli, maybe.

Well, now people can bully her with a clear conscience. Jesus Christ.

I have one friend who has a couple of young sons who’s always been very feminist, and she kind of has to get after her friends now about how they talk about men around her kids. Basically, she’s had to be like “I want to raise my sons to not be toxic pieces of shit, so it kind of defeats my efforts if you’re always…

I have been to 29 Palms and I gotta say, it didn’t feel great for my skin.

I thought that about a bunch of these. Like the OGs? Rihanna and Alba? Beautiful. It might all be makeup, but they do always look like they have great skin.

And the car tweet was at her but not about her. It was stupid, and I know he was trying to be inflammatory, but it was so out of left field that it's not something that would even bother most people. I don’t even know what response he expected from an unsolicited list of cars.

Imagine being SO INSECURE that you blow up your whole criminal enterprise because you can’t let a comment from a teenager go?

It really does say something about his energy that he tried to zing her with her best known quote, and everyone just took it as him gasping indignation as he flopped onto his fainting couch.