The tone is so wild too. It’s like “Lol, sports man, get a REAL JOB, like... being paid for being pretty in proximity to products.”

Like, if an older guy dated A (one, singular) younger woman, it worked out, and they were together for a long time, I’d be like “Huh, ok, maybe that was just a good match.” When an older guy just trades them in like he’s leasing and seems to have a max age that’s half of his own... Hard side-eye.

I dunno, that dumbass twit and her dumbass husband can’t shut the fuck up about how glad they are about their genitals, their kids gentials, and their heterosexuality. If lgbt people talking about being lgbt puts your panties in such an uncomfortable twist, maybe sack up and deal with it, you feckless dickweasel.

As someone intimately familiar with the emotional costs of domestic labor, 

Yeah, I’m pretty sure Android’s “Nearby” feature only works if both people click to search nearby. Just being able to send files to strangers’ devices is a security nightmare.

This seems like a pretty huge flaw in iOS? Obviously nobody should be doing that, but why on earth does that feature even exist without having to like, match or have both ends click something? If it uses something like Bluetooth or NFC, I don't know what the airline can even do about it.

I mean, the joke that started this whole thing was a G.I. Jane reference... he’s certainly staying on a 90s theme.

No, the girl’s name would be “Nayveigh”.

students would only be allowed to use the names and pronouns assigned to them at birth

Judging by some of the comments on this article, some people have a lot of time on their hands. People have more detailed timelines of celebrity divorces than I could probably come up with for events in my own life.

Why should anyone “win or lose” a divorce? Why should strangers have comments at all?

What if I told people that they don't have to pick a team in a celebrity divorce?

Sucks when your successful stock portfolio tanks at age 23, I guess.

According to your other comments your stocks are doing great and you're making lots of money.

“I am a young female American graduate student from the state of Iowa.”

Oh, definitely. If he has money, it’s his parents’ money. But also... if it’s his parents’ money, he didn’t work for it. (Of course, it seems pretty common for people to think they earned their parents’ money, so...)

There were like 700 other words in the review, so saying that’s all the reviewer boiled it down to is pretty disingenuous. The cleavage line was just saying how it fit with A24's aesthetic.

A24 has a bigger chest? And again, it was one line in a review, hardly a focus.

I’ve said repeatedly, she went too far. That’s the chance you take when you slide into someone’s DMs though.

And as spectators, the stakes of Twitter beef are so low, but people take it so seriously. Nobody was harmed, none of it matters.