Ahh yes, that widely accepted definition of nepotism: "When you have to work twice as hard."

“You'll come for our glazed buns, you'll stay for our pastries."

Also, if he were to tan, there would be an article about how problematic it is for white people to tan.

You’re asking as if I named NYC's "Department of Health and Mental Hygiene"

Try reading the article.

Exactly! At least dot your i's and cross your t's so if they come after you, you can show it was targeted.

Right, so at least make them chase you. Don't just hand them an obvious building permit issue to shut you down over.

Because he was running a business already in violation of “mental hygiene” (blech) code and relying on lax enforcement, not to mention the PACO issues. And if you’re running something that you *know* people are going to try to get shut down, why give them any freebies?

It seems like if you're going to open a legally sketchy business, you'd at least get all your building permits and stuff in order. Why ask for the trouble?

That’s the only kind of nicey-nice Christian.

Known feminist Marjorie Taylor Green? Ya got played, chump.

Every time I see a picture of him, I do a double-take to see if his hair is getting a Charlie Kirk treatment. But nope, his hair is just that bad.

You don’t have to *be* an asshole to play an asshole. Theoretically, people can act.

If only there were a third actress somewhere in New York who could both sing and not be racist to her coworkers. 

Right, Grimes went from “I controlled every aspect of Art Angels. This is exactly the album I wanted to make.” to “My label controled Art Angels, I don’t even like the music on it.”

Yeah, a friend who was totally in favor of Will Smith slapping Chris Rock because “women have to be defended” also totally though that “Amber Heard is a lying slut because My Johnny would never do that.”

Yeah, there was so much "Gilbert Grape would never beat his girlfriend!" from people who "grew up with" him and felt a weird personal need to defend a sketchy millionaire stranger.

The Heard stuff was weird because I’d see a ton of stuff that seemed like bots or trolls... but also women I know in real life where it seemed very out of character.

That’s gonna be a long marriage!

It sounds like David Mamet got weird too.