You might be surprised. The alt right does like their tokens. A guy I used to know from the punk scene is now a black gay proud boy.

The infinite scroll claims another victim...

Yeah, Dan White slid through a window to kill Harvey Milk and George Moscone, and I think the Columbine shooting started outdoors and the shooters entered the building through doors people had opened fleeing. This plan seems about as well thought out as I'd expect.

I don't think it would work in the case of basically any evacuation.

There’s another fairly new poster who I'm just waiting to turn...

seriously proposing that a solution to school shootings is to reduce the number of doors

I had an ex who stalked me for months, which made me realize how much a lot of that behavior is romanticized in media. He'd send me flowers at work and people thought it was so romantic, but to me it was just a reminder that I couldn't get away from him (and that the coworkers who thought it was cute would probably…

Good thing Depp's story has been so consistent, right? 🙄

I know a lot of people who graduate law school end up doing other law-adjacent stuff rather than becoming lawyers due to the surplus of law students.

It’s also kind of ridiculous that police can't be expected to confront a shooter without state of the art body armor, but teachers are expected to do it with polo shirts.

They have never done better and they never will do better. Don't throw good money after bad.

I don’t think that’s Starkweather you're thinking of...

Especially since they specifically use violence like this to justify the presence of so many cops in schools, but those same cops do nothing about actual school violence. (Other than occasionally being the source of it.)

I’m sure this is doing to weigh on her forever, but also... I doubt a teenager in Germany could have done anything to change the outcome.

I don't particularly care about them as individuals, but I am a bit afraid of the ramifications for abused people speaking out in general.

We know different frat boys. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ The ones I know who were frat boys in 2000 have mostly aged into his type.

The court case didn't settle their worth or tolerability as people, just whether or not this was defamation.

You might take this as patronizing too, and I can only assure you that it isn’t, but maybe it would help to take a week off Jezebel? Everything is crazy and sucks, and this hellscape of a comment section doesn’t help.

I say this as someone who usually enjoys reading your comments: Are you doing ok? You seem to be reading these comments in the worst interpretation possible. Like, I’m not even sure how you got a “contrarian” reading out of mine, It definitely wasn’t intended to be combative.

I mean, what a self-own, really. If “I am the troll of Jezebel! Mwahaha!” is a point of pride, I don’t envy their miserable life.