You want a developer to have the ability to kill you IRL when you die in game?!?

In the beginning there were tangible goods. People and viruses roamed the barren netlands, but everything and everyone was at peace, cause there was no multimedia worthwhile on the net. The people were Young and didn't know how to Troll.

Damn right! As a full time gaming philosopher and gaming culture pundit who has contributed so much to the gaming industry and demands so little in return, I would like to echo your sentiment and say:

Great win for Microsoft; great loss for gamers.

It must be terrible for black parents to have to tell their children "Even if you're unarmed, even if you're well-behaved, even if you do everything right, there is still a chance that a white police officer will murder you in the street with your hands up."

About the same as it does inside.

You mean making money..? I mean... That is why Nintendo makes games. :P

they need money. every major corp. is a sell out dude. where have you been the last 20 years?

Probably Quail Springs on Memorial

It's definitely Quail Springs Mall, the store is Candyopolis.

This game is so detailed that the amount of work and artistic/technical expertise sometimes just freaks me out, so that I start taking screenshots and rambling to my girlfriend about how in awe I am (we play lots of games together, so that's cool).

And that's not even going into the amazing story, wonderful…

Wow thanks so much for sharing. You even made a gif! I feel honored :D

I pictured you typing that at your PC, hitting Publish, then looking out the window, a single tear rolling down your cheek.

Q.E.D.

Ok, well you just don't know what you're talking about then. This is a Chris Columbus film. It sounds awesome. From the EW article:

Where the fuck are you drawing that line, man? Does it go up your ass? That's sure as hell what it sounds like with you complaining about the "sophistication" of comedy. A fart joke is an honest laugh, man. If you can't laugh at something as stupid as a fart joke, it's pretty clear sign that you're just too uptight to…

charity?

You know when people ask "have you been living under a rock?" Well, I believe this guy actually has been.

100%

What? Quake II, Quake III: Arena and Return to Castle Wolfenstein exist and are proper Windows games. And what do you mean by "The new wolf looks good but it's not out"? It's most definitely out and has been since may.
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