The Nightmarecast

What Mitt wishes 2012 looked like.

A GOPer is trying to keep the black man down while exercising his right to bear arms. What’s so fishy about that?

The fact that he did it while mountain biking and slamming a Mountain Dew, though, THAT was extreme!

In retrospect, football was sort of a thing he fell ass-backwards into for a while despite being an irredeemable turd. The most interesting aspect of this case isn’t that a football player was just convicted of murder, but that a murderer actually managed to have a short pro football career.

What i meant to say is that Onlive was ahead of its time cause no one had internet speeds fast enough to back it up so it really sucked

Its a possibility you got duped by people lacking artistic integrity.

Dude if that looks belongs to her husband alone I have fucked her husband like, 12 times.

See, even when Valve is ratted out as screwing their customers over, there are guys like you giving them "mad props" and even claiming their behaviour "should be an example to others". No. This is ridiculous. Do you also give "mad props" to murderers who enter "guilty" pleas at trial and praise them as shining…

I refuse to applaud a corporation for its Brave Admission that it's been fucking its customers sideways and refusing to do things that all of its competitors have done better at for over a decade now, and its pledge that they'll totally try harder now, guys, seriously. They don't get shit until they've turned words…

So who hired Robert Malsch? Facebook, Sony, Valve, AVEGANT MAYBE? Haters.

the paycheck?

Hah, are you referring to the Van Halen brown M&Ms story?

I really don't think this would look anywhere near as bad without the crowbarred wisecracks telling me what I'm supposed to think between every paragraph. I'm struggling to find anything wrong with this, and I'm not even a Jack White fan.

I'm so sorry that, even as adults, some of us are still able to appreciate and respect the things that brought us joy as children, Kara.

What reasons? My reason is that I'm very uncomfortable with how the game glamorizes "warrior cops".

The mobile game structure has no place on consoles...

Eh. Call me when they make Legends of War: Mike Patton.

I know, right? How dare someone give money to charity. What a waste!

It's going to charity so they can probably get a tax write off as a donation anyway and still have the PS4.