Wolfenstien has been out for about a month now, I think. I own it...

One game doesn't make a company a shitty one...

Hrm.

dear Alex, please go out with the fat white guy posing as Bill Cosby.

Because the Mario Bros. live in Brooklyn when they aren't in the Mushroom Kingdom.

You spelt awesome physics wrong.

I'd like to have a beer with elderly pony express maven and hear stories of the Old West

That actually sounds kinda cool to me. The stories that maven must have!

"Male nurse sentenced to two years in jail for raping woman's corpse."

"Wait, I've seen this case before... It's an iPhone case."

Well, given your love for my little pony, seeing that she left you for another girl doesn't really surprise me.

lyk dis if u cry evrytime

Dat's nufin

How am I a nintendo fan? I don't own their consoles... Calling me a "nintendo fan" is about as accurate as calling you a "good game journalist".

CORAL!

You could totally be a female coder. But you're not.

♫♫

As a 30-year-old man(child), I am falling in love with Nintendo all over again. This stuff is so great! I hope they keep the weirdness/awesomeness coming! It sold me a Wii U, and I haven't been happier with a new console in a long time. <3

Well that's what I mean: I can't believe he calls the GAME bad. I'd like to think he left out the word "ad" by accident.

So...like overnight then?