Quite a few readers think he might have used “ugly” to insult her personality, which I at first wondered too. But after thinking about it, I think he used “ugly” because he knew that’s what would sting the most. An ugly bride on the most important day of her life?! If he’s implying she’s ugly on the day of days where…

I far prefer a good Polka Mass.

You wanna see something even more nightmare-inducing? Look up "clown ministry" sometime. Father, Son and Holy Nope.

I will tell you when I am done.

So, single woman here. Yeah, this is gonna be one of those posts. Maybe most every woman makes one of these in her life. Anyways, friend after friend is pairing up with friend after friend, staying in stable relationships (most of the time at least) or getting engaged/married.

“Forgive me please, but that’s what you get when you play with people’s emotions.”

It just dawned on me that we don't actually know it is a girl. Damn you, Life and Style, and your prominent placement at the Target check-out.

What they don’t tell you is that they’re “hearing [this] exclusively” via Ouija board from a spirit that claims to be the departed Queen Mum but is actually all six Mitford sisters simultaneously, reunited in the afterlife by their common love of trolling.

Man, Jezebel, what’s the point of jumping on this now? It’s already been discussed to death on Gawker (with horrible picture) and on Groupthink (without).

Oh please. Find some honest work and quit doing mercenary shit for money. You'd be more honorable selling your own body.

“The cops kept asking me what I was wearing!”

The second coming was a much more intense experience in Narnia.

I want to know how her husband feels about it.

How can people watch Harry Shum, Jr., and then make stupid statements about Asian men not being sexually attractive? Because yum.

This made me sad, sad enough that I put away my phone and pulled out my laptop so I could write a proper response to you.

To Say Nothing Of The Dog, by Connie Willis, my spiritual spouse.

Does he understand what he's saying?

My wife and I have been together for 10 years, married for 4. My wife has a form of muscular dystrophy that, while not preventing us from having sex, reliant on me for essentially everything, from providing food to rolling over at night. She came across the article and was just abhorrent because it hit so close to…

When I was suddenly given a cancer diagnosis, we were stunned. But, I later found out from my mother that he called and told her that she didn't need to worry. He was not ever leaving me and that he would take care of her only child no matter what.

A few years ago I get a phone call from my mom saying she needs my passport. I'm like, OK, I can send you a copy of it. This seems like a reasonable idea. She responds "No, no. I need your actual passport. We just saw Taken (that movie with Liam Neeson) where the daughter is kidnapped by slave traders in Paris and…