Pig feet soup is a Colombian favorite. My grandma used to make that a lot when I was little.

I thought John Mayer, not “John Mayer”, prefers to masturbate while the woman watches him? Or maybe he only does that shit with groupies.

Is that a Hermes bag Melania’s carrying? Funny coincidence: I have a tattoo of a caduceus. Actually, that’s not a funny coincidence at all.

Great news! Were it not for my vibrating floors, I’d take more comfort in it.

Are you a Sleeping Giant? If you’re not, please think about becoming one. It’s easy: you take screenshots on Breitbart and alert the companies that their products are being advertised. Or even just retweet it when others have. Stop Funding Hate is worth supporting, too.

“Nevertheless, they persisted. They are doing the Lord’s work.” Are you a Sleeping Giant? Meaning, do you take screenshots on Breitbart and alert the companies that their products are being advertised? Or even just retweet it when other have? I’m asking only because it’s really easy and, based on your comment, you…

Suit the fucker up and shoot him out into space. Let’s be done with this bullshit already.

Nicely done.

“J-Lo takes a stand with This Woman.” I think La Lopez is too busy being a Leo just now. And I don’t believe This Woman would be interested, anyway.

“Idk being referred to as “This Woman” in a national news source (well, a legitimate one, not a rag) sounds like the level of effervescently scandalous I aspire to.”

“The only way to get them to actually do anything is to hit their advertisers through actions including boycotts and pressuring them to withdraw their funding of the two sites.” This. Both Twitter and Facebook have been saying the same lies and bullshit for years. For them, it’s more online traffic = money. They don’t…

The best plagues *and* the best obstruction. But now?

Ugh, please don’t refer to Melania that way. I used to call one of my ex-rommmates and old friend Mel, but her name was Melonie. One of her favorites things to say was “if you will” — this not code for anything, by the way.

Is Melania’s massive belt buckle and gold chain promotion for their son-in-law Jared Kushner’s new development 1 JS? If she posts is on instagram, she needs to remember to label it as sponsored content.

“Eh, that’s what I associate the phrase with. Because it was the euphemism of choice on the show.” What phrase? Neither Bob Eubanks nor the Newlywed Game is a phrase. But what were those references euphemisms for on the Kardashian show?

“a decent person can’t laugh at Kim’s robbery because that’s a truly traumatic experience.” True, but Kim, her entire family and extended family, were not phased by the trauma they created and profited off of for years. When their show was on hiatus, other people were *forced* to work for their financial gain. They…

““for making whoopee.”: An allusion to Rickie Lee Jones and Dr. John, which is another allusion - code! - to Ricky Quinones, Jeff Buckley, and me.

“The fact that we’re even talking about real humans with such serious issues as serious drug and mental issues as a “narrative” or “plot point” just shows how far we’ve fallen as a nation.” Exactly. And that no person responded to your comment shows how little any of their audience wants to take responsibility for…

“I’m not intelligent enough to dissect your comment.” There’s nothing to dissect. It was all straightforward.

“Pence cannot claim ignorance anymore, that keebler elf was head of the transition team.” If I’m not mistaken, it was Pence that was head of the transition team, not Sessions. That’s exactly why Pence cannot claim ignorance. Well, he can claim it, but it would be implausible deniability.