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I have never seen Dippin’ Dots, or at least I didn’t register that I saw them. But multiple people have told me I forgot to include them. So feel free to assume they’re somewhere around the bottom, penalized for ruining perfectly good ice cream.

I’m not sure ‘we only raised these horses to brutally risk their lives’ is a strong argument for it.

What did they expect when they hired a kid named McLovin

Just taaaaaaaaap it in

ARE YOU TOO GOOD FOR YOUR HOME?!?!?!?!

Big deal. I do that all the time. It happens. I usually have a 12 pack in me, but still.

Holy crap DNCE tops the cake, and that is hard to do given that Pitbull was in the running. I legitimately was in pain.

Your comment propelled me to click. Wow! Pitbull is that weird guy from Accounting who monopolizes karaoke at the office holiday party because the eggnog makes him think he can sing.

Pitbull’s legit made me laugh out loud at my desk.

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how waffle

It’s such a shame that previous generations did such a great job of protecting the sanctity of marriage by never getting divorced or cheating on their spouses and then here come the Millenials to ruin it all with their interracial same-sex divorces...

saleing*

Kind of hard to get to your point when every time you try to start a sentence you get aggressively talked over by the host. I probably would’ve been too unnerved to finish my thought too.

This just in: someone likes something i don’t. To the internet!

I’m an associate attorney at a large family law firm. I spend an inordinate amount of time (for which I’m billing) combing through facebook and instagram profiles looking for bad shit my client’s ex and my client post on the internet.