Planelopnik has long had a vendetta against people going barefoot on airplanes.

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If you’ve never pulled an interior out of a commercial aircraft or fully disassembled a lav for a C or D check, you can’t even imagine what you’re missing.

soo...Why is this on Jalopnik?

It’s both trying too hard and not enough. SUPER SHINY SEATS? Check. Couldn’t be bothered to vacuum the interior, or at least throw out the garbage behind the passenger seat? Nope! I feel like cocaine might have been involved at some point.

You forget this is Australia we’re talking about.  They just got the last installment of Harry Potter.

Its always the long game in these situations. They will find or “find” whatever they want. Its always best to cover your ass and hope to get off on a technicality.  If they want to ruin your day, they can and will.

The really galling part about getting $2.5K seized would be that it would certainly cost more than that to hire a lawyer to (maybe) get part of it back. 

What did you enjoy more when you got home, the edibles or the guitar?

So he was basically mad at your for A) not committing a crime and B) not bowing down and kissing his boots.

You probably know this by now, and it wont probably wont prevent a search in the long run, but never consent to a search even if you think you have nothing to hide.  Glad you were let off.

Hunting can be effective too.

It doesn’t mention her name.

Abd single cabs of that gen had extra space behind the seat. I never felt cramped when I had mine

The cat’s ass? Yeah they do kind of stink.

“the cat’s ass”: compliment or insult?

About as high to willingly modify it to look like that...

Nuclear? No no no, that sucker’s electrical, but it requires a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity it needs.

People are lazy, but that has nothing to do with this. You can park ten miles away and some dip sh*t will park too close to you. The owner did nothing wrong. People are just too quick too judge or jump to conclusions. If anything, the owner has broken several laws of fashion!