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Today 1:20PM
79

Once they trot out the show, I bet it has a good run.  

Wednesday 1:10PM
2

Yeah, but did you see her ass?

Tuesday 3:20PM
20

thats a sufficient amount of damage. how did ammonyc not do a cleaning and restoration series of this car?

Monday 7:00PM
15

Help me Floaty one Kenoboat, you’re my only hope.

5/28/21 10:51AM
3

I’ve got my issues with South Park, but I always did really appreciate how the movie managed to pre-satirize the exact reaction they knew their movie was going to get.

5/28/21 10:48AM
256

Y’all, I hate to bring it to your attention, but from my limited experiences out in the Real World these past few months, this sort of behavior isn’t limited to just airplanes. Read more

5/28/21 10:41AM
2

I have a trig. midterm tomorrow and I’m being chased by Guido the killer pimp

5/27/21 9:00AM
18

This is a car you drive ironically. But I don’t think most hipsters who do things purely for the irony have $13.5k to throw down for irony’s sake.

5/26/21 10:24AM
15

Really bro? Pollen/dust on the plastic parts of the engine tells you the mileage?

5/25/21 6:12PM
8

I like the first one. The middle look kinda reminds me too much of a cheap hubcap and the last one looks like a spare tire rim

5/25/21 6:09PM
49

This is a better combo.  I can bearly contain my excitement!

5/25/21 8:34AM
22

Agreed. I want to like this, but there’s nothing about an almost 12-year-old, semi-economy car with only 227hp that inspires passion, especially as the price. 

5/25/21 8:04AM
43

Hell, I like Volvos and this one is in great shape. But just not feeling the love to the tune of $15,000. It’s an anonymous white box. A reluctant No Dice.

5/19/21 9:56PM
149

Meh, I drive 600 miles each way everyday, both uphill in the snow with a full truck bed. That range wont work for me........therefore all electric cars are garbage.

5/16/21 5:52PM
1

Ah, but it's hands-free so cannot distract you.  Just ignore the fact that you still interact with it with your hands, and the true issue was not what your hands were doing but where your eyes were focused.

5/10/21 9:34AM
45

Jalopnik Law 504: Never buy* another man’s project.

*For purposes of this section, the term “buy” shall mean to pay “real money”.

The term “real money” shall be defined as any amount over $1,000.

Notwithstanding the above, this statute shall under no circumstances forbid the buying, as that term is defined in this Read more