take a ladder in that hole with you... just in case

yup, im telling my wife to freeze my accounts right now. I love these bricks. ever since i heard the story about Paul Newman and David Letterman about the Volvo, ford motor swap with a “puffer” i will forever be all in. 

by the looks of that charger wreckage in the footage i’d say that driver has a horseshoe up his ass for surviving that

That sir, is a great fucking question

Not worth the risk having anything that’s burning near gasoline, but go ahead and roll the dice. We can all stand a thinning of the herd 

I love all of it, it even has great looking tires still in decent condition (not sure what they are) but holy jumpin’ jesus, $75K for something that has probably barely been started in 20 years? Come back to earth please 

only a matter of time

I would say that it is not technically illegal, in some states anyway, to be a fucking idiot who smokes while pumping gas. How is that not illegal everywhere? just because you’re a dipshit and don’t mind the possibility of turning yourself into a flaming ball of flesh doesn’t mean i need to die along with your dumb…

this is awesome not matter how stupid it may be 

I hope that Bull Shark mated with the person driving the vehicle with a nice firm chomp of the humans hand. Catch and release asshole. Seriously are you going to filet that up and eat it or mount it on a wall? Both options are stupid as shit. Have fun with the battle between man and beast and let it go, jagoff

I’ll use my idiot judgement mind frame here... and my internal idiot says no fucking way. That means a lot because I have bought so much dumb shit in my life and the fact that this seems so stupid to my internal idiot, this has to be a ND

I bet it was returned in the possible following conditions because this seems like a joy ride situation:

People like this are in positions of power.

Fair point, however I think the answer to your question might be to not type jalopnik.com into your browser 

I’m pretty sure Alex Ovechkin owned an SL65 AMG black series and scared the shit out of a reporter who was riding along with him while doing a piece on Ovi for either sports illustrated or ESPN magazine 

Everything about this is good....

Where’s your sense of discretion of reading a headline and just moving on if it isn’t your definition of an article about car culture? 

They’re very common, some people like myself have them incase of a wreck and you can’t get out of your door and need to climb out a window that won’t roll down. Other shit heads have them to break into cars and steal shit. Cops have them for dipshits like this 

I find these fucking idiots to be incredible. The amount of bullshit that they can recite off the top of their head... “title this, violation of code that!” maybe it’s all just made up numbers and horse shit in their brains but it basically just all seems like some type of bullshit scam to avoid something as cheap & si…

I so bad want to hear the radio communication of “aww shit! i dropped the fucking bag!”