Brilliant 

human butter build up almost made me vomit. fuck you but that’s also awesome and hilarious 

don’t be a numbskull, anything transportation replated is covered here... automobile related stories, motorcycle related stories, plane related stories, and train related stories. Much like the train wreck that is your comment. 

might wanna change that price on the macbook air from $105 to $1,050 before the looney toons come after you 

might wanna change that price on the macbook air from $105 to $1,050 before the looney toons come after you 

rubbed the seat with baby or olive oil bout didn’t clean jack shit else on the car. The outside is all dusty, they’re bottles and bullshit behind the passenger seat and of course couldn’t be bothered to vacuum the floor boards. I’d probably not only say this is ND but this add may be complete bullshit 

That’s dumber than shit. You’re not a pussy for being pissed someone pulled a gun on you. Maybe if he wasn’t a pussy he would have pulled his and then possibly two dead cops, would that have been the better non-pussy outcome you favored?

first thing I was going to say, it’s common knowledge after a year of the movie being out and it’s amazing you made it this long without finding out anything about it. Sounds like dude is just a jagoff and thought it was a funny joke and is (barely) getting his wrist slapped for being so fucking stupid

I always though these generations of the 3000GT’s were actually pretty ugly. They look bloated or like part of it are swollen from getting punch in the face. Give me a ‘92 model over these any day. Pop up headlights are also the nail in the coffin

I think it was ‘04 at Indy when my father and my brothers and I went to the last race all together and I think they were around $300 a pop for each. I paid about the same at races abroad over a decade later. 

not watching it ain’t gonna do shit but maybe make you feel like you’re doing a personal protest. The money making machine that is F1 pretty much guarantees it won’t be a flop. Watch it, try to enjoy it. It’s more F1 here in the states and that’s a good thing to support, regardless of the fucking stupidity of asking…

100% true, my day got much better after picking up the guitar later on and popping down an extra edible because I was so fired up

You’re right in the long run i think. but if i don’t consent, they can call a canine. a canine will still hit on legal THC products, therefore they can get a warrant, impound my truck and tear it apart as they please (from what i have been told by said lawyer who is a friend of mine) and as far as putting it back…

Both at the same time my man 

correct. I knew that he had zero on me and to be honest, I would have been willing to spend a quick stint in lockup so i could sue their nuts off afterwards. i even had text messages from the guy I was meeting up with to view the guitar to back up my story (private seller) 

I didn’t get mine taken but i had a jagoff cop grill me endlessly for basically the exact same thing. Was leaving the “legal” dispensary in near my home which funny enough is right next to the Illinois Highway patrol HQ this asshole pulls me over because i didn’t stop long enough at a right on red for his taste. Pull…

For reals. I don’t dear hunt anymore because i don’t care for the meat and honestly it’s just a huge pain in the ass but let these good ol boys harvest as many as they want. I don’t give a shit at all. They are so over populated here in Southern Illinois. I swear to christ I go out to walk my dog strapped up because…

That.... was a mother fucking helluva jump

I’m shocked she was charged with possession, I would have thought she would have smoked ALL of her weed before pulling a dipshit stunt like this

yeah but it’s the right kind of stink 

See Jackie Chan’s comment from The Cannonball Run and you’ll know I meant that as a compliment