Holy shit, that list makes me exhausted. Is she ever going to sit down

Yes. I’m glad she has the secret service because I do not trust that scumbag

Mom jeans are never cute. It doesn’t matter how amazing your body is, you can’t wear them.

Remember Cat Marnell’s essay about how abortion is bad and terrible and totally murdering a baby, and yes she’s had lots of them and will undoubtedly have more because she hates condoms and birth control makes her fat which makes it perfectly acceptable in her case, but they’re still horrible when anyone else has…

Wait for the sex tape. He’s broke and she’s an attention whore, so don’t tell me one doesn’t exist somewhere on his phone.

To me they are kind of the same thing. Because the first 90% of any sobriety memoir is a rehash of the druggie years.

Oooh! A story about a “glamorous” rich kid who does drugs! We’ve never been down this road before!

Drug memoirs are so boring. I can’t decide which I like less - new mom think-pieces or reminiscences by a junkie.

Not enough.

“I think it’s just because she couldn’t hear what David was saying.” He then reveals that he thought Ryder’s faces were “awesome.”

I think this is time for the long con. We need some comedian, any comedian to be willing to kiss Cheetolini’s ass for a few months, get invited to the WHCD and then just rip him a new one.

She is a national treasue for both Canada and the US.

A friend of mine was marching and when she went into a 7-11, ran into Bella and Gigi. She actually helped Bella decide what type of Slurpee to select, and my friend is now worried Bella won’t eat for the next week having used up her caloric allotment by drinking said slurpee.

We do. Unfortunately some illegal weapons sneak across the border. I suspect that’s the case here as it does not sound like the shooter(s) used hunting rifles.

I’m already seeing it in the comment sections of local media. “Let’s wait for all the facts”. “How about fuck you?”

Don’t most Canadian provinces have rather aggressive hate speech laws in place compared to the US? Its my understanding that free speech isn’t comparable between the nations.

Yes, thank you — Canada has never been a terror-free shangri-la, and there are plenty of right-wing assholes and racists there, too. I mean, hello, they had years of Stephen Harper, no? Canadians are not cuddly unicorn people.

Nowhere is safe. I know people like to paint Canada as an idyllic land removed from this type of hatred, but if you’re shocked by this you haven’t been paying attention. I live in a small, rural prairie town, and let me tell you the majority of the people I live amongst would’ve voted for Trump in a heartbeat. The…

Sadly, the rhetoric is escalating to violence alot faster than most of us feared.

Ooooh, you came so close to getting the point here! Walked right up against it!