Ever heard of a band called tool?

What if im lined up in a split backfield, and two lineman behind me hoist me up and just throw me downfield, not caring about my neck at all? I think they could get me a few yards that way?

Pretty sure basketball players get better through practice, not gambling.

Why is the statue of liberty that thicc necc meme guy?

Yall give our fanbase so much shit, yet, we are happy for gronk and his football free future. Colts fans viciously booed luck.

Sts9 in Minecraft was better. ;)

Can i nominate you for a Pulitzer prize for this please please please? 

Goddamn i love this so much. Our wealthy overlords and masters at the mercy of some shitty screeching birds, and the only recourse is to turn your yard into a mad max future hellscape? Tom, i can only get so hard here.

Mohammeds ice breath can absolutely defeat Jesus’ laser vision.

Neither of those people existed, so, who cares? 

Alright, I wont perfect cannabis cultivation then, enjoy your ditch weed. 

Thoughts and prayers to corrupt douchebags

What does that mean for wal mart and halliburton? They rely heavily on state assistance. I say kick these wards of the state to the curb and let them fend for themselves. 

T...the meta? 

Meanwhile in emulatortown...

Fahck you, kid, which team of yours did we beat in the past 5 years in embarrassing fashion? 

Trendy fitness is trashy anyways, my level of surprise at this entire blowup is none, at best. 

Who the fuck is drew magary?

Depends on what equinox, hoss

Nothing can stop ToolHypeTrain today.