Neat.

Cocaine is super popular right now, legalize that shit, ive got too many chores and errands and never enough time 

I enjoy the lack of subtext in his demand for liburls conform to conservative norms.

Holy sh1t what year did you time travel to in order to get this?

You're in the secret service and find him dead on the crapper mid-tweet. Do you press send anyways? 

Fhckin kiiiid dood

At this point the dude is going to send all the white kids stock images of minority children with access to SNAP along with a name, address and phone number, with only the words "happy hunting" written on it. 

But also fuck the yankees so, who cares.

I have 0 surprise here

Yeah kid, fachk the fahckin yankees, kid

Hey author, might want to check ny nbc news, jeff got hurt in an apparent suicide attempt.

Hey team splinter, Does anyone at deadspin have the over/under on trump dying via heart attack on the pooper mid-tweet today?

Orange dementia man confused. I hate him because i love america. 

It would be a bloodbath. 

Leave fucking tom and bill out of this, nice cheap shot though

The trump administration murdered this family

Dont forget that this is a voting base that would gleefully sink the life raft because they didnt get voted in charge of rations

Only "facts and logic" that they just like, know deep in their bones, you know? Im not gonna sit here and listen to an expert tell me things I already know. *Biggest eyeroll*

Yeah but these dickheads wont feel the impact, and will die before having to reap what they sow.

Best when served with help on the way/slipknot ;)