I am just as ignorant, fricken fire. 

Unfortunately for the deadspin staff, boston is still objectively the best sports city in america based on winning and fanbase participation.

Swarthmore? Hahahaha the frat guys are outnumbered like 20 to 1, is there somewhere with actual frats doing this?

Can you guys please use his spray can hair as his stock photo forever?

*Fleshlight

You literally cant convince me on any of this

I mean if your site wasnt so anti Patriots, anti Celtics, and anti Red Sox i wouldnt be on there at all. But, you are, so, i am. TB12 greatest of all time, Knicks suck, Yankees suck, Dodgers suck, the midwest sucks. 

Lulz

How much content did you steal from Reddit to pimp instanormie likes?

*steals good memes from Reddit

If its on Instagram, by definition it isn’t dank at all, you normies. Content thieves. 

This taunt is spelled properly.

Nice

I used these on my gaslands 18-wheeler

Pats fans smiling and nodding. Smiling and nodding. 

Trump is the guy at the party who tries getting blow brought over when everyone else is heading out the door

Loling yet another one hit nfc wonder

Lol funk dis fascist

Mariners fans are so happy

Someone call conjectural technologies